Somethin' 'Bout His Touch

Shitty ass dream. Nothing like your parents being at your house bashing each other on their new significant others and installing Tv’s in your garage. Oh and did I mention the 13 puppies and their momma I found in my shower?? Seriously… How does that even happen!?!

I wish the flies would take a fucking hint. When I swat it away it shouldn’t come back and buzz in my ear or land on random places on my body. It should be like “oh hey she swatted me away I best leave her alone. She obviously doesn’t want me here.”

There is really nothing better then seeing the love a man has for his daughter

By far one of the worst days yet. Ready to be out of first trimester.. How many more weeks??

Up every hour all night with my daughter while my husband lays in bed and watches movies. Really, would it have been that difficult to put her back to sleep before her screaming woke me up? Then he says ” you look tired”. Oh really? Maybe that’s cuz im not sleeping. “why aren’t you sleeping?” Uhh do you not hear all the screaming??? “Why won’t she sleep?” I don’t fucking know?! I can’t read her mind!!!!!

sydneycrosbyspuckbunny:

thefrogman:

bless.

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Fuck my Internet.
Fuck Facebook.
Fuck big bang theory.
Fuck my mother fucking Internet.

Nothing works.
My daughter keeps waking up.
Fuck it all.
My husband better not come home and wake me the fuck up.

So I had a small snack at 330, I get up motivation to clean, so I clean for about an hour. You know, light stuff, cleaning my bathroom and folding laundry. I stop about 430 to just enjoy my daughter dancing to Elmo, and I’m fucking hungry again!!

Wow you guys are fucking awesome. Not one of y’all could put a simple “hi” in my ask… Thanks for nothing.